Somebody better tell someone that Oops I’m Back. It’s been a while folks, and I apologize. But, as one of my resolutions for 2012, I have decided to fire up the old noggin and get back to writing and making my 17 followers laugh.
Swagalicious
Can we officially bury the word SWAG? I know we as a generation have this unappealing habit of bandwagonning anything remotely trendy, but enough is enough.
Dear Bigfoot
My roommate and I have found a new show to watch. Finding Bigfoot airs on the Animal Planet and it is 60 minutes of entertainment. If you have some space on your DVR, I suggest you add it to the list. But, I’m not here to talk about the show.
I want to talk about the man, the myth, the legend, the man who has more names than Sean Combs, Bigfoot.
Tagged: antoine dodson, barack obama, bogfoot, osama bin laden, puff daddy
Lights, Camera, Actions
Going to the movies is always a production. If you aren’t mentally/physically prepared for the big screen encounter then your experience will not be as rewarding. Inception could quickly turn into Jumping the Broom if the proper precautions aren’t used.
Tagged: Inception, Jumping the Broom, movie etiquette
Passing the Test
I know you have all been worried about my lack of posts in the last week or so. I tried to boost my viewership by disappearing for a little while hoping for a post rapture popularity rise. I don’t think it work out as well for me like it did Tupac and Kurt Cobain. Oh well, time to get back to writing funny/random articles.
I find myself constantly judging the validity of people’s handicap stickers on their cars.
Foam Bat Friday (best one yet, in my opinion)
Well folks, this is a sad announcement for me to make, but this is probably my last post. The world is ending on the 21st, so oopsisaidit.com was a short lived glimpse into my humorous side. But, if those people are wrong about the rapture, the blog will continue business as usual. I’m ready for some Thwackin, if we are going out, let’s do it big!
Tagged: coors light, ju'juan story, rapture, TO23_Eagle1
Gangsta’s Paradise
I always looked forward to the first day of class. Every year I hoped I would have a teacher that was “cool”. My requirement list was short. No assigned seating and gum chewing allowed. Sadly, most of the times I was lucky to get one out of two.
Tagged: bazooka, bubble yum, bubblicious, fruit stripes
Blogging 101
There are just a few rules to remember as a blogger, and I adhere to all of them in order to maximize my blogging potential. I will give you the list so you, the reader, can help keep me in check as well.
Tagged: Donkey Kong, Foam Bat
Can You Get My Back?
“New Kids On The Block had a bunch of hits/Chinese food makes me sick/And I think it’s fly when girls stop by for the summer, for the summer/I like girls that wear Abercrombie and Fitch, I’d take her if I had one wish/ But she’s been gone since that summer…Since that summer.” Thank you LFO for such inspiring lyrics, and such a contagious tune.
Tagged: anti-smoking, axe, brian strutz. LFO, island tropic, wendy peffercorn
Grizzled
It’s 4:30 in the morning, I’ve just returned home from work, and I’ve spent the last twenty minutes reading articles and tweets about the Grizzlies/Thunder game that I missed. I need a timeout and a Gatorade after reading about this amazing game. As I’m typing this post I’m watching highlights on NBATV hoping the game’s outcome will change. It didn’t.
Tagged: grit and grind, grizzlies, lakers, mavs, nba playoffs
